Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Signs Will Make You More Paisa

The Signs Will Make You More Paisa

  • If you write a sign using something that looks like a magic marker, you get 5,000 paisa points
  • If you are selling a hotel without listing it, you get 1,000 paisa points
  • If you do not know how to write 12 million in your own native language, you get 10,000 paisa points
  • If you do not read your own sign, you get 5,000 paisa points
  • If the hotel you are selling is next to a house covered in metal fencing, you get 50,000 paisa points
  • If you correct your "magic marker" sign by adding a tiny "s" at the end of an already poorly spelled word, you get 50,000 paisa points.
  • Finally, if people read your sign and they think that you are selling your hotel for 2 sexual favors, you get 100,000 paisa points.
Total paisa points:  221,000

Stay tuned for next year's renewed page!!!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Paisa Scooter Gas Tank

  • If you use a scooter to haul a trailer, you get 1,000 Paisa Points.
  • If you used an empty gallon of shampoo as a gas tank for your scooter, you get 2,000 Paisa Points.
  • If you ride on a trailer pulled by a scooter, you get 5,000 paisa points.
  • If you fixed your van's tail light by using scotch tape, you get 3,000 Paisa Points.
  • If you decide to go on vacation and you manage to take a a picture of three scooters, one that is hauling a trailer and has a paisa gas tank, and a van patched up with scotch tape, your vacation destination gets 3,000 Paisa Points

Saturday, April 24, 2010

We are coming back very soon!

Hello everyone!

I know you all thought we were gone for good. Well for reasons we are not allowed to discuss we did not publish any more updates in our page.

Today we are announcing that the Paisa Points are back. Starting Wednesday April 28, Paisa Points makes its official comeback. We will try not to disappoint.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Paisa Shopping


  • If you think that riding a wheel chair makes you a motorist... 1000 paisa points
  • If you take your wheel chair to the drive thru... 5000 paisa points
  • If you have a oxygen tank behind your wheel chair while on line at the drive thru... 5000 paisa points
  • If you are smoking while on you oxygen tank... 11000 paisa points and 8000 stupid points
  • If all you are buying is a small bottle of "Thunder Bird" ... 1000 paisa points
  • If you never worked at a liquor store and you know what "Thunder Bird" is.... 4000 paisa points 10000 drunk points

Monday, January 19, 2009

Paisa Seafood

This was shared in and email.
  • If you shape your hot dogs like octopuses.... 5000 paisa points
  • If you eat hot dogs with your macaroni and cheese... 1000 paisa points
  • If you are disappointed that go get your hot dogs and they are not shaped like octopuses... 1000 paisa points
  • If you go to the supermarket and you ask for these kind of octopuses... 1000 paisa points
  • If you just figured out that these are not really octopuses 10,000 paisa points

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Paisa in Denial

This is how Domincans come from the beach.


  • If you ride a motorcycle with chacletas (slippers) you get... 5000 paisa points (500 if it is a bicycle)

  • If you are a man and you wear Daisy Dukes in public you get ... 85,000 paisa points
  • If you do not wear a shirt while riding your motorcycle you get... 6000 paisa points

  • If your lady has to hold on to your "lonjas" ... you get 50,000 paisa points

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Paisa Hearse


  • This whole picture gets 100,000 paisa points.